Thursday, April 30, 2009

THINGS WE SAY TO OUR KIDS

1. I don't like your choice of friends.
2. It's not that I don't trust YOU...I don't trust OTHERS!
3. Were you born in a barn?
4. Because I said so!
5. Don't make me stop this car!
6. You're grounded for life!
7. Someday, when you're older, you'll understand!
8. One day you'll come home and I won't be here!
9. You'd better watch the tone of your voice, young lady (man)!
10.Over my dead body!

6 comments:

Julie said...

Dont shoot your eye out, put on clean underwear in case your in an accident (like they would still be clean if I got into an accident), don't run with scissors. Im sure there are many others that just can't be put out here on the www. :)

Paula said...

My mom said, "Tell God you're willing to be made willing." And "You can do anything if you try." On that last one I used to think, "What have I ever done to lead her to think that?"

Kay Day said...

"I hope you have a kid just like you someday."
And always thought, "Cool, me too."

Kay Day said...

"I hope you have a kid just like you someday."
And always thought, "Cool, me too."

Robin said...

Cute list! I've said some of those or had them said to me...

Julie you are hilarious about the underwear...

Kay - great comment :)

Robin said...

Queen - I've heard your quote also and even prayed it myself.